A Little Fist Bump Fights a Virus? Seriously?

WAY BACK IN THE DAY, THIS was how you “Bumped.” And, we didn’t bump for a ‘stinkin, little loser Virus like Corona, we bumped because we had a FEVER = https://www.youtube.com/embed/W4h1Zg6ULPI

Can you imagine Professors Clampitt or Bina (either Bina) in black leotards doing The Bump or The Extended Dance Version for the Socially Distant Bumpers of 2020? (BELOW)