Kwik Trip continues its takeover: First Wisconsin, then the world. The newest Kwik Trip is opening just down the road from UWGB, so students can now save gas as they drive to get gas – plus a fill up of those famous Glazer Donuts. WAIT: Two six-packs of Glazers for just $4.99??? Okay, FOUR then!
On the corner of Huron and Humboldt Roads, the new ‘Trip will be open before they’re verified on Twitter. The question is: How many Kwik Trips can Kwik Trip build before Kwik Trip is verified on Twitter?
As this rate, it won’t be long before UWGB has a Kwik Trip on campus, and the Phoenix mascot turns into a giant, Winged Glazer. (You ARE what you eat, right?) #KwikTripTakeover #GreenBayGlazer
Apply for a job at Kwik Trip here: https://jobs.kwiktrip.com/key/kwik-trip-apply-online.html
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Additional Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece and should not be taken seriously – although The Green Bay Glazers has a nice ring to it.